Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Randomize
