M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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