Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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