"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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