dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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