An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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