I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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