she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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