just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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