I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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