I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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