she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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