You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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