Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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