check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Are these your boobs on my camera?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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