I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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