playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We have started to decorate penises.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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