dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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