you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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