Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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