I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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