Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize