Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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