either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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