Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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