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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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