It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
