i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
