...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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