Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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