I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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