Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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