Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
