I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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