He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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