its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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