how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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