Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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