Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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