I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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