Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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