My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
