Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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