I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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