Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
