sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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