I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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