Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Boobs are out for the taking
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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