He asked to "fluff my boner.."
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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