You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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