mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
