are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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