Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
