Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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